Why did the dream-heist win? Because the “kick” sound is the official alarm clock for the 2011 ceremony.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Oscars Jokes: The 1999 “Shakespeare, Spielberg & Benigni’s Leap” Edition
In 1999, the 71st Academy Awards proved that in Hollywood, a poet...read more »
2025 Vintage: Paul Mescal’s "Shorts" Legacy
Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Ludwig Göransson win again? Because the sound of "Oppenhe...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the sound of what you d...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition
In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! have a sequel? No, wait—it was Meow—because ...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2008 “No Country, Milkshakes & Marion’s Shock” Edition
In 2008, the 80th Academy Awards barely escaped the writers' stri...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Ryan Gosling & Emily Blunt "Barbenheimer" Fight
Why were they arguing? To show that even if they're rivals on scr...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of the King, Charlize’s Face & The 11-for-11 Sweep” Edition
In 2004, the 76th Academy Awards were less of a competition and m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »
2025 Classic: The Conan O’Brien "Red Carpet" Skit
Why was it so funny? Because he treated the A-listers like they w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Anora" Buzz
Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.