2012 Legacy: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’ve been here so long that the ‘New’ vaccine is now ‘Vintage’. Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover”… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Pharmacy Wait 2
2011 Vintage: The Tintin 3D
“I’m going on a grand adventure!” “No, you’re just a middle-aged man with a quiff and a dog that’s smarter than you.” Part of the 53 Adult… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Tintin 3D
2011 Classic: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the gamer? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who believed in “Respawning” after a final verdict. Part of the… Read More »2011 Classic: The Jury Selection
2009 Classic: The “Meet Me Halfway”
More Black Eyed Peas. They are the background music to my entire life this year. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Meet Me Halfway”
2009 Vintage: Best Female R&B Vocal
Why “Superwoman”? Because Alicia Keys is the only person who can wear a cape and a piano at the same time and make it look… Read More »2009 Vintage: Best Female R&B Vocal
2008 Classic: The Pager
My doctor’s pager finally died. He didn’t replace it; he said he doesn’t want anyone to be able to find him. Part of the 65… Read More »2008 Classic: The Pager
2008 Classic: The 3-1-1 Bag
Why was the traveler so organized? Because he realized that a quart-sized bag was his only hope for bringing his “luxury” face cream to Ibiza.… Read More »2008 Classic: The 3-1-1 Bag
2008 Archive: The “Juno” Craze
Why did Diablo Cody win Best Original Screenplay? To prove that if you use enough “slang-tastic” words and carry a hamburger phone, you too can… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Juno” Craze
2007 Legacy: The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
I spent ten years reading these books, and it all ended with a forest walk and a nineteen-year flash-forward. I feel old and magical at… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
2006 Classic: The Launch of the Blackberry Pearl
Why was it so small? Because Research In Motion wanted to prove that “business phones” could be sexy and have a trackball that would eventually… Read More »2006 Classic: The Launch of the Blackberry Pearl