Why the “Promiscuous” vibe? Because she teamed up with Timbaland to prove that a Canadian folk-pop singer could become the ultimate dance-pop siren. Part of… Read More »2006 Classic: The Nelly Furtado “Loose” Transformation
A teenager trying to slide into a crowded row while wearing a giant, swishing nylon sports jacket, accidentally pulling three hymnals and a box of… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Puffy Starter Jacket Squish
Why did the lawyer sue the Empire State Building? For “negligent primate management” and lack of “giant-ape-proof” railings. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Vintage: The King Kong Suit
“I like to play Operation.” “The game?” “No, the real thing. It’s more fun.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch &… Read More »2005 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hobby
I’m “logging” off—see you in 2005! Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2004 Archive: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Why were they “Numb”? Because in 2003, Chester Bennington’s voice was the only thing that understood our teenage angst. Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes:… Read More »2003 Archive: Linkin Park (Meteora)
Why the bus? For proving that a demon from the underworld really enjoys targeting high school basketball teams. Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting… Read More »2003 Classic: The Jeepers Creepers 2 Wings
Why was it a target? Because stores couldn’t even give them away as coasters. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “Gigli” DVD Joke
Fifty people walk into a bar, drink a shot, and leave. The bartender says, “Well, that was a very efficient way to make $200.” Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Flash Mob
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