Fifty people walk into a bar, drink a shot, and leave. The bartender says, “Well, that was a very efficient way to make $200.”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
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30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
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The Panda Order
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
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2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
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2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kamikaze
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The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
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The Sandwich Ban
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The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
I see you... laughing!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
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