I’m “buzzing” with every notification.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
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61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Heh heh heh. Good one.