2017 Classic: The Sergio Garcia Masters
Why was the “best player to never win a Major” title finally vacant? Because Sergio won the Green Jacket on Seve Ballesteros’ birthday, proving that… Read More »2017 Classic: The Sergio Garcia Masters
2017 Archive: The Switch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Switch. / Switch who? / Switch (Which) one of you is going to let me in to play Zelda?… Read More »2017 Archive: The Switch
2016 Legacy: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the streets with distracted walkers. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless it can be physically pointed out in a volume of the 1994 World Book Encyclopedia… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
2015 Legacy: The San Andreas
I told her the earth is shaking. She said, “That’s just the washing machine on the spin cycle, go fix it.” Part of the 64… Read More »2015 Legacy: The San Andreas
2013 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue with the dashcam? He claimed the “frame rate” was biased against his client’s luxury sedan. Part of the 46 Lawyer… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
2013 Archive: The Lana Del Rey “The Great Gatsby”
Why “Young and Beautiful”? For the song that made every party feel like it was the summer of 1922 and things were about to go… Read More »2013 Archive: The Lana Del Rey “The Great Gatsby”
2013 Classic: The Inside Llewyn Davis
I told her I’m a folk singer. She said, “You’re just a guy with a guitar and no talent. Put it away.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Inside Llewyn Davis
2012 Classic: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Classic: The Alex
2012 Legacy: The Scared Bird
Why did the penguin go to the bank? To “freeze” his assets. Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World”… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Scared Bird