Why did the lawyer argue with the dashcam? He claimed the “frame rate” was biased against his client’s luxury sedan.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
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A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
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A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
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In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!