I’m a stoker. I’m just heating up.
Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Waddle on over and read this!
No way! That’s too much!