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1999 Vintage: The Fire

 I’m a stoker. I’m just heating up.

Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nsync_Justin01/31/2002 16:41Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Pretty_In_Pink04/12/2000 10:18Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Zoolander_Mug03/08/2014 19:17I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real04/16/2014 16:14I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Club_Penguin_Kid11/16/1995 02:26Waddle on over and read this!
@No_Way_Jose03/06/2003 20:35No way! That’s too much!

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