2021 Classic: The Recovery
“You’re cured! Now go back to work. Your boss has missed your ‘Productivity’ more than your health.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Recovery
2020 Archive: Tenet Premiere
Why were we wearing masks in the theater? Because Christopher Nolan wanted to save cinema with a movie that was so loud and confusing we… Read More »2020 Archive: Tenet Premiere
2020 Vintage: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from the living room to the kitchen. It said: “I can see you eating the good cookies. Wish I was there… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Postcard
2020 Classic: The Tiger King (Joe Exotic)
“I am never going to financially recover from this light bulb burning out. It’s all Carole Baskin’s fault!” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2020 Classic: The Tiger King (Joe Exotic)
2019 Archive: Frozen 2
Why was Elsa heading “Into the Unknown”? Because in 2019, Disney realized that one ice castle wasn’t enough—they needed a whole enchanted forest and a… Read More »2019 Archive: Frozen 2
2019 Vintage: The Lewis Capaldi “Someone You Loved”
Why the funny Instagram stories? For the man who sounded like an angel with a broken heart but acted like your funniest mate at the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Lewis Capaldi “Someone You Loved”
2019 Vintage: The Alita
Battle Angel: I told her she has big eyes. She said, “That’s because I’m looking at the mess you made in the garage.” Part of the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Alita
2018 Vintage: The Smart Board Calibration Despair
Why was the geometry lesson delayed by twenty minutes? Because the teacher spent half the period aggressively slamming a plastic stylus against a frozen screen,… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Smart Board Calibration Despair
2018 Archive: The Ghosting
Why was the tour guide late? He wasn’t late; he just “ghosted” the entire group because “ghosting” was 2018’s official hobby. Part of the 46 Travel Jokes:… Read More »2018 Archive: The Ghosting
2018 Legacy: The Travis Scott “ASTROWORLD”
Why the amusement park? Because “SICKO MODE” proved that a song with three different beats and a Drake feature was the new standard for a… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Travis Scott “ASTROWORLD”