2021 Classic: The Recovery

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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker10/16/2007 12:10It really whips the llama's ass!

@Seinfeld_George09/02/2001 12:19What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Mainframe_Manny06/04/1998 09:24Old school processing, new school laughs.

@American_Psycho_P04/27/2011 22:45I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Jesus_Quintana01/27/2004 10:42Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Cow_And_Chicken04/14/2011 18:48Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@BackToFuture_M04/12/2001 08:43Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@ODP_Editor_9908/17/1995 04:32Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Troll_Face_Real08/13/2008 17:38Problem? No, just laughs!