Why were we wearing masks in the theater? Because Christopher Nolan wanted to save cinema with a movie that was so loud and confusing we couldn’t hear the plot or understand time travel.
Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom-Call” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 2016-2025 Contemporary Joke Archive
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2024 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2024
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2023 Archive: The "Wes Anderson" AI Filter
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!