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2003 Archive: The Best Makeup Win

Why did Frida win? Because making Salma Hayek look like a monobrowed genius is the hardest job a makeup artist has ever faced.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pikachu_Fan_8801/12/1996 22:15Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Inkjet_Printers01/22/2011 18:02Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Grunge_Lord_9411/17/2008 22:49I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy12/29/2011 16:50That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Champ_Kind_Wham09/19/1999 06:37WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Confused_Travolta09/08/2013 23:42Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Bebo_Lover_0507/20/1997 08:43Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Frag_Master_9906/05/2003 21:27Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@LonelyGirl15_F07/21/2010 04:19Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
@Browser_War_V07/24/1998 11:39Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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