Why did she come down from the ceiling? To prove that even if you’re not a superhero, you can still have a very expensive entrance.
Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Why was "I’m Just Ken" the highlight of the night? Because Ryan G...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant "Snark" Return
Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »
2024 Vintage: Cillian Murphy’s "Oppen-Win"
Why was his win so calm? Because after staring into the soul of t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Anya Taylor-Joy Look
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Why did Hans Zimmer win (again)? Because he’s the only man who ca...read more »
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Why was it so moving? Because she proved that "Supporting" isn't ...read more »
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Why did the bomb movie win? Because cutting together three differ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Coloss...read more »
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In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
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