2008 Classic: The Pager

My doctor’s pager finally died. He didn’t replace it; he said he doesn’t want anyone to be able to find him.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

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@Win95_Fanatic01/10/2010 03:46This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Twister_Chaser07/13/2013 22:58A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Clueless_Dionne09/11/1998 02:25Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Pentium_Power03/28/2000 16:03My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Zoolander_Mug02/20/1996 13:37I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Cloud_Computing03/29/2008 05:40Storing my laughs in the cloud.