Forcing a line of twenty people to wait while arguing with the cashier that the automated electronic cash register missed a ten-cent discount on a… Read More »1999 Classic: The Supermarket Laser Stand-Off
The short-term mission team collecting thirty cardboard disposable cameras after their trip, knowing they won’t see the actual photos until the local pharmacy develops them… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Disposable Camera Delay
Why did Steven Spielberg look so happy with Best Director? Because he knew that while Shakespeare in Love got the trophy, Saving Private Ryan got… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Spielberg Consolation
I’m a stoker. I’m just heating up. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why Sheryl Crow? Because she “Sweetly” sang her way through 1999. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999 “Miseducation & Latin Explosion” Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Archive: Best Female Rock Vocal
Why did the carols sound so weird? Because everyone was trying to sing “Silent Night” with the Auto-Tune effect from Cher’s hit single. Part of… Read More »1998 Archive: Cher’s “Believe”
Ocarina of Time Player: You have to play a specific song on a flute before the light socket opens. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »1998 Archive: The Zelda
I’m a gardener. I’m berry excited about spring. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was Paris so crowded? Because France won the World Cup and every taxi driver was too busy celebrating to actually take anyone to the… Read More »1998 Archive: The French World Cup
Why was the employee so tired? He spent all night “ASL”-ing in a corporate chat room. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro… Read More »1997 Classic: The AOL Chat Room
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