A guy recovers from a coma after 20 years. The doctor says, “The good news is you’re healthy. The bad news is a movie ticket now costs eight dollars.”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Heh heh heh. Good one.