Q: Why are peppers the best at archery?
A: Because they habanero!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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The coolest joke in the zip code.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
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