2003 Archive: The Best Makeup Win
Why did Frida win? Because making Salma Hayek look like a monobrowed genius is the hardest job a makeup artist has ever faced. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Best Makeup Win
2002 Vintage: The Optical Mouse Pad
Why did the dad throw away his mouse pad? He got an optical mouse and thought he could “drive on any surface” (except his glass… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Optical Mouse Pad
2001 Classic: The Sopranos Acting Masterclass
Why did James Gandolfini and Edie Falco sweep? Because Tony and Carmela are the only couple who can make a therapy session feel like a… Read More »2001 Classic: The Sopranos Acting Masterclass
2001 Classic: The Monsters Inc. Employee
They don’t change the bulb; they just capture a kid’s scream to power the room. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A… Read More »2001 Classic: The Monsters Inc. Employee
2001 Classic: The Pentium 4 Speed
Why was the computer so fast? It had 2.0 GHz of power, which was just enough to make Excel crash in record time. Part of… Read More »2001 Classic: The Pentium 4 Speed
2001 Vintage: The Scarf
I’m a neck. I’m just “wrapped.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The “Luna” Theme
Why was the office so colorful? Because Windows XP made every computer look like it was designed by a toy company. Part of the 79… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Luna” Theme
2000 Classic: The Pardon Scandal (End of Year)
Why did Bill sign so many pardons on his way out? To make sure that when he left the White House, he wasn’t the only… Read More »2000 Classic: The Pardon Scandal (End of Year)
2000 Vintage: The Video Rental
Why was the traveler stressed? He realized he left The Phantom Menace in his VCR and the Blockbuster late fees were going to cost more than his… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Video Rental
1999 Classic: The Limp Bizkit “Significant Other”
Why the red cap? For the moment Fred Durst became the most hated and loved man in America by doing it all for the “Nookie.”… Read More »1999 Classic: The Limp Bizkit “Significant Other”