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2001 Vintage: The Scarf

 I’m a neck. I’m just “wrapped.”

Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_Explorer12/25/2006 01:35I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Pretty_In_Pink06/13/2007 00:56Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Bernie_Mittens07/17/2008 10:46I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@DMOZ_Volunteer05/18/2011 07:19Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Flickr_User_0404/20/2007 07:01A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Filter_Fanatic10/04/2010 04:57This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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