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2002 Vintage: The Optical Mouse Pad

 Why did the dad throw away his mouse pad? He got an optical mouse and thought he could “drive on any surface” (except his glass desk).

Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Service Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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