2001 Classic: The Pentium 4 Speed

Why was the computer so fast? It had 2.0 GHz of power, which was just enough to make Excel crash in record time.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Gnutella_User09/01/1995 12:28Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Speed_Racer_Go08/24/2011 23:25Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Pedro_For_Pres09/17/2006 11:31Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Flash_Intro_Hater08/03/2009 14:51Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@WordPress_Fan_0302/23/2004 15:57The best thing since version 1.0!