Why was the traveler so organized? Because he realized that a quart-sized bag was his only hope for bringing his “luxury” face cream to Ibiza.
Part of the 46 Travel Jokes: The 2008 “Checked Bag Fee & Staycation” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
The highest note of humor!