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2009 Vintage: Best Female R&B Vocal

Why “Superwoman”? Because Alicia Keys is the only person who can wear a cape and a piano at the same time and make it look normal.

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog05/01/1996 15:05Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Skate_Or_Die_9907/15/2015 12:35Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Mean_Girls_Regina04/24/2008 15:58Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@SoulSeek_Fan04/24/1995 17:08Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Jesus_Quintana04/02/1997 10:00Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Pedro_For_Pres09/24/2000 08:48Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Brennan_Huff_X11/18/2004 03:18I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan04/10/2012 13:17Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Anonymous_User07/13/2006 17:04We are many. We are laughing.
@Last_Commenter02/02/2014 09:11Saving the best laugh for last!

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