2013 Vintage: The Launch of “UberX”
Why were we getting into “regular” cars? Because Uber decided that anyone with a Prius could be a taxi driver, and we all just went… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Launch of “UberX”
2013 Classic: The “Blueberry” Uniform Phase-Out
Why did the Navy quit the blue camo? Because they realized that “Blending into the Ocean” is a terrible strategy if you’re trying to get… Read More »2013 Classic: The “Blueberry” Uniform Phase-Out
2013 Archive: The Arcade Fire “Reflektor”
Why the paper-mache masks? For the band teaming up with James Murphy to make a 75-minute dance-rock odyssey. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2013 Archive: The Arcade Fire “Reflektor”
2013 Archive: The Monsters University Scaring
Why the prequel? For proving that even Mike and Sulley had to deal with college roommates and awkward fraternities. Part of the 39 Hollywood &… Read More »2013 Archive: The Monsters University Scaring
2013 Legacy: The “Butt Fumble” Anniversary
Why were we still laughing? Because 2013 was a slow year for the Jets, so we just kept rewatching Mark Sanchez run into his own… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Butt Fumble” Anniversary
2012 Classic: The Instagram “Video”
Why did everyone start filming 15-second clips of their lunch? Because Instagram added video and Vine was starting to sweat. Part of the 48 Travel… Read More »2012 Classic: The Instagram “Video”
2012 Classic: The George Clooney “Descendants” Look
Why was he in Hawaii? To show that George Clooney can look handsome even in a floral shirt while crying, which is a level of… Read More »2012 Classic: The George Clooney “Descendants” Look
2011 Vintage: The Temple Run
“I’m running for my life from demon monkeys!” “You’ve been sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes playing that. Your legs are asleep.” Part of the 53… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Temple Run
2010 Vintage: The Wolfman Remake
Benicio del Toro as a werewolf. It was dark, hairy, and I’ve already forgotten it happened. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Wolfman Remake
2010 Legacy: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified