Why were the beds in Tokyo made of cardboard? To keep the athletes focused on their sports—and to provide a giant snack for the stray dogs if things got desperate.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
There is a joke in my boot!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
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