2010 Vintage: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new photo filter? Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Wooden
2010 Vintage: How to Train Your Dragon
Why was the dragon so cat-like? Because Toothless was the “Night Fury” we all wanted to adopt instead of a boring dog. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: How to Train Your Dragon
2010 Classic: The Little Fockers
“Our marriage is like the third movie in a trilogy.” “A masterpiece?” “No, it’s just exhausted actors going through the motions for the sake of the kids.”… Read More »2010 Classic: The Little Fockers
2010 Legacy: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Crash
2010 Vintage: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the lack of Flash support. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Vitamin
“Take this. It has ‘Anti-Pandemic Minerals’.” “Which are?” “Mostly zinc and luck.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis”… Read More »2009 Classic: The Vitamin
2009 Legacy: The Kim Clijsters Comeback
Why was the “Mom” winning? Because she returned from retirement and won the US Open as a wildcard, proving that parenthood is the ultimate training… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Kim Clijsters Comeback
2009 Vintage: The Kanye VMA Moment
I’ve never seen a microphone grabbed so fast. Now, every time someone starts a sentence, I’m afraid Kanye is going to pop out and tell… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Kanye VMA Moment
2009 Classic: The 2012 Maya Calendar
I’ve started a “Pre-Apocalypse” savings account, just in case the Mayans were right. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically… Read More »2009 Classic: The 2012 Maya Calendar
2008 Vintage: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the bad vibes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified