2003 Classic: The Digital Photo Print
Why did the worker go to the kiosk? To “Print” his digital photos because he didn’t believe they existed if he couldn’t touch them. Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The Digital Photo Print
2002 Vintage: The 802.11b Wi-Fi
Why was the businessman sitting in the hotel hallway? Because the “High Speed Wi-Fi” signal only existed within 3 feet of the router near the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The 802.11b Wi-Fi
2002 Classic: The Wallpaper
I’m a decorator. I’m just “background” noise. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The VCR Midnight Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was lost during… Read More »2001 Archive: The VCR Midnight Freeze
2001 Archive: The Blow Dedication
Why Johnny Depp? For a movie that proved that in 2001, you weren’t a serious actor unless you had a wig that changed in every… Read More »2001 Archive: The Blow Dedication
2001 Archive: The Little Star
Why did the star go to school? To get “brighter.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “A 7.5.” “Sorry, our system only accepts whole numbers. Pick an 8 or go home.” Part of the 64 Doctor… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Nurse
2000 Legacy: The Wireless Mouse
Why was the businessman frustrated? He brought a “cordless” mouse but forgot the base station that was the size of a actual brick. Part of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Wireless Mouse
2000 Classic: The Meet the Parents Polygraph
Why was Robert De Niro so scary? Because he proved that the ultimate villain isn’t a mob boss or a terrorist—it’s a retired CIA agent… Read More »2000 Classic: The Meet the Parents Polygraph
2000 Legacy: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Bug