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1996 Vintage: The Long Kiss Goodnight

Why Geena Davis? For proving that an amnesiac schoolteacher is the most dangerous person in the world if she has a chef’s knife and a bad attitude.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer01/06/2002 10:52Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Java_Script_Kid10/27/2015 09:42Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Zoolander_Blue10/13/2014 14:45Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@X-Gen_Mark08/14/2011 05:38This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Beavis_Butthead01/13/1996 07:31Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@StoneCold_31606/17/1996 18:03And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

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