Why Geena Davis? For proving that an amnesiac schoolteacher is the most dangerous person in the world if she has a chef’s knife and a bad attitude.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!