2001 Legacy: The Nurse

“Scale of 1 to 10?” “A 7.5.” “Sorry, our system only accepts whole numbers. Pick an 8 or go home.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

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When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

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A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

@Angelfire_User09/23/1996 21:06Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@AskJeeves_Fan09/07/2011 12:24Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Modem_Meltdown02/26/1995 17:14My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Flash_Player_Fan07/31/2002 01:58Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@ICQ_Classic11/09/2006 09:40That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Magic_SchoolBus03/14/2011 23:38Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!