I’m a decorator. I’m just “background” noise.
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Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!