Why Johnny Depp? For a movie that proved that in 2001, you weren’t a serious actor unless you had a wig that changed in every scene to show the passage of time.
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Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
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Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Deal with it. This is gold.