1999 Legacy: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want a gold-plated casket? He wanted his final “closing cost” to be spectacular. Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Final Summary
1999 Archive: The Choice
“What’s our goal for the year 2000?” “To survive your mother’s New Year’s Day brunch.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K &… Read More »1999 Archive: The Choice
1998 Legacy: The Ghost of JFK
JFK’s ghost visits Bill. Bill asks, “How did you get away with it?” JFK says, “I didn’t have to deal with modems, Linda Tripp, or… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Ghost of JFK
1998 Classic: The TV Guide Felt-Tip Ritual
Using a thick red marker to carefully underline every single daytime broadcast of Perry Mason in the weekly television print guide before making breakfast. Part… Read More »1998 Classic: The TV Guide Felt-Tip Ritual
1998 Classic: The Portable DVD Player
Why did it cost $1,000? Because the ability to watch The Matrix on a 5-inch screen in a car was a luxury reserved for the 1% and… Read More »1998 Classic: The Portable DVD Player
1998 Archive: The MRI
“It’s a very tight space.” “Like my budget?” “Exactly like your budget.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens”… Read More »1998 Archive: The MRI
1996 Archive: The Sub-Folders
Why did the secretary get lost? She had folders inside folders inside folders. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Archive: The Sub-Folders
1996 Archive: The Dilbert
My husband clips the comic to the fridge. It’s his way of telling me his boss is an idiot without actually saying it. Part of… Read More »1996 Archive: The Dilbert
1996 Vintage: The Long Kiss Goodnight
Why Geena Davis? For proving that an amnesiac schoolteacher is the most dangerous person in the world if she has a chef’s knife and a… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Long Kiss Goodnight