Why did the lawyer want a gold-plated casket? He wanted his final “closing cost” to be spectacular.
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The Bus Load
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want it that way... the funny way!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!