Why did it cost $1,000? Because the ability to watch The Matrix on a 5-inch screen in a car was a luxury reserved for the 1% and very tech-savvy toddlers.
Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2003 Legacy: The Nikon D2H
Why were the pros going digital? Because 4 megapixels was finall...read more »
2002 Archive: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4
Why was the timer gone? Because the game went "open world," and ...read more »
2003 Vintage: Evanescence’s “Bring Me to Life”
Why were we all so "goth" for a month? Because that song was the...read more »
2002 Archive: The Launch of the GameCube WaveBird
Why were we so free? Because Nintendo gave us the first high-qua...read more »
2004 Classic: The Launch of Google Desktop
Why were we searching our own files? Because in 2004, finding a ...read more »
2002 Vintage: The Death of the Napster (Original)
Why was the music quiet? Because the court finally shut down the...read more »
2005 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2005
Why were we so hyped for 2006? Because we finally had YouTube, w...read more »
2002 Legacy: The "Osbournes" Reality Show
Why was Ozzy yelling for Sharon? Because MTV showed us that even...read more »
2004 Classic: The Launch of the "SkypeOut" Service
Why were we calling landlines? Because in 2004, the dream was to...read more »
2005 Vintage: The Launch of Etsy
Why were we buying handmade soap? Because someone realized the i...read more »
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2003 Vintage: The Concorde’s Final Flight
Why was the sky getting slower? Because the world's only superso...read more »
2004 Classic: The Doom 3 Launch
Why was it so dark? Because id Software decided that "flashlight...read more »
2003 Classic: The Launch of the Nokia 6600
Why was it shaped like an egg? Because Nokia thought "ovoid" was...read more »
2002 Classic: Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me”
Why was it on every station? Because 2002 was the year we all ag...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
... (Laughter in silence).
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.