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1998 Classic: The Portable DVD Player

 Why did it cost $1,000? Because the ability to watch The Matrix on a 5-inch screen in a car was a luxury reserved for the 1% and very tech-savvy toddlers.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Seinfeld_George01/18/2014 23:42What is the deal with these funny jokes?
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@Startup_Kid06/15/2004 00:19Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Jordan_Fan_2302/03/2009 23:49Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
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@Hide_The_Pain_H03/03/2004 13:27I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
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