2008 Vintage: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the bad vibes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Firewall
I’m “blocking” the spam on my new mobile browser. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Writers’ Strike
Why did the lawyer represent the striking writers? Because he saw a chance to bill for “creative interpretation of a blank page.” Part of the… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Writers’ Strike
2007 Vintage: Soulja Boy
Why was the 2007 dinner so active? Because you couldn’t pass the salt without someone “cranking that” and doing a series of complicated hops and… Read More »2007 Vintage: Soulja Boy
2006 Vintage: Kobe’s 81 Points
Why did the Toronto Raptors look like cardboard cutouts? Because Kobe Bryant dropped 81 points on them in a single game, proving that when Kobe… Read More »2006 Vintage: Kobe’s 81 Points
2005 Classic: The iPod Video Flex
Why was the cool kid staring so intensely at his pocket during study hall? Because he had the new 30GB iPod Video and was secretly… Read More »2005 Classic: The iPod Video Flex
2004 Vintage: The Wardrobe Check
“Honey, does this dress look okay?” “Be careful, if it’s too tight, you’ll have a ‘Janet moment’ and we’ll end up on the news instead of at… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Wardrobe Check
2004 Vintage: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Shohreh Aghdashloo lose? Because the Academy wasn’t ready to give a statue to a movie as depressing as House of Sand and Fog.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Best Supporting Actress Race
2004 Archive: The Green Day
A guy orders a drink and says, “Wake me up when September ends.” The bartender says, “It’s October 1st. Pay your tab.” Part of the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Green Day
2004 Classic: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in MySpace defamation? “A pioneer of a dead platform.” Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Classic: The Graduation