2004 Archive: The Green Day

A guy orders a drink and says, “Wake me up when September ends.” The bartender says, “It’s October 1st. Pay your tab.”

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@Zoolander_Blue11/12/1995 13:29Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Scream_Ghostface06/16/2015 21:33Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@SpiderMan_Peter08/30/2004 14:45My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Mean_Girls_Regina07/25/2011 18:19Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Kernel_Panic_9801/12/1999 15:28This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Malware_Hunter09/28/2014 02:19Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Lock_Stock_Two02/27/1996 08:49It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Top_List_Winner04/20/2013 21:39Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!