Why did Shohreh Aghdashloo lose? Because the Academy wasn’t ready to give a statue to a movie as depressing as House of Sand and Fog.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?