Why did the Toronto Raptors look like cardboard cutouts? Because Kobe Bryant dropped 81 points on them in a single game, proving that when Kobe stopped passing, the scoreboard started smoking.
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
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Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.