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2006 Vintage: Kobe’s 81 Points

Why did the Toronto Raptors look like cardboard cutouts? Because Kobe Bryant dropped 81 points on them in a single game, proving that when Kobe stopped passing, the scoreboard started smoking.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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