2024 Classic: The Surgeon

“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, is your headset fully charged?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

@BBS_Veteran12/21/2003 10:06Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Pokemon_Blue03/01/2004 06:21Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@SpiderMan_Tobey11/24/1996 07:37With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Zoolander_Derek06/21/2005 06:20What is this? A joke for ants?

@Gnutella_User04/06/2006 20:29Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/16/1999 05:13I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Animated_Mail_G08/05/1999 08:18The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Lag_Victim_0107/29/2006 14:34I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!