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1998 Archive: The MRI

“It’s a very tight space.” “Like my budget?” “Exactly like your budget.”

Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Burning_CDs03/06/1997 12:56I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Lion_King_Pumbaa05/20/1999 11:49They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@SoundBlaster_AWE03/28/2011 18:31Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Hamster_Dance_X01/17/1996 08:26Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Harambe_Memories10/16/1996 04:46Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@StrongBad_Mail01/29/1998 01:37I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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