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2009 Legacy: The Kim Clijsters Comeback

Why was the “Mom” winning? Because she returned from retirement and won the US Open as a wildcard, proving that parenthood is the ultimate training camp.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hercules_Xena08/24/2014 18:55By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Pirate_Bay_9902/28/1995 11:39Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei12/08/2000 23:56You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@MTV_Unplugged12/23/2011 07:19Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Evil_Kermit_M11/27/1995 22:39Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Mondo_Media_X01/19/1996 04:26Top tier web animation humor!

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