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2009 Classic: The 2012 Maya Calendar

 I’ve started a “Pre-Apocalypse” savings account, just in case the Mayans were right.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9604/11/1995 16:38Found a real treasure with this one.
@Napster_User_9908/04/2007 22:15Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Grunge_Lord_9402/17/2015 11:56I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Toolbar_Hater12/01/2001 08:50My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Flickr_User_0405/07/2013 05:06A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Cool_Story_Bro09/25/1996 10:54Actually, it IS a cool story!

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