2009 Classic: The Vitamin

“Take this. It has ‘Anti-Pandemic Minerals’.” “Which are?” “Mostly zinc and luck.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

@Full_House_Lover12/23/2007 14:09You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Men_In_Black_K07/28/1996 17:00We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Mainframe_Manny09/24/1999 23:35Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Top_Gun_Maverick08/13/1995 04:45I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Confused_Travolta06/12/1996 05:55Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@I_See_What_You11/10/2000 05:13I see what you did there. Clever!