2018 Archive: The 2018 ASMR Explosion
I’m watching a girl whisper into a microphone while tapping on a plastic bottle. 2018 is the year we all discovered we have “brain tingles.”… Read More »2018 Archive: The 2018 ASMR Explosion
2018 Vintage: The “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” Jacket
Why did Melania wear it to the border? To prove that in 2018, “Fashion Choices” were the most effective way to confuse the media and… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” Jacket
2017 Vintage: The BlackBerry Motion
Why was there no keyboard? Because the “Last Stand” of BlackBerry involved a full touchscreen and a lot of tears. Part of the 78 Office… Read More »2017 Vintage: The BlackBerry Motion
2017 Vintage: The Wonder Woman
A woman walks in, crosses her silver gauntlets, and demands a drink. The bartender says, “I’ll give you a beer, but you have to use… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Wonder Woman
2017 Legacy: Worst Dressed (The 2016 Metallic Trend)
Why so much shiny armor? Because the actresses looked like they were preparing for a battle over the Iron Throne (which was ineligible this year).… Read More »2017 Legacy: Worst Dressed (The 2016 Metallic Trend)
2017 Vintage: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Self-Driving Car Motion Sickness’. That’s a ‘Future Problem’.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition… Read More »2017 Vintage: The HMO
2016 Legacy: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and stay offline for a week.” “I’d rather have the flu.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO &… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Pill Logic
2015 Archive: The Rocket Landing
Why was Elon Musk the hero of the terminal? Because SpaceX landed a rocket vertically while the tourists still couldn’t park their luggage carts straight.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Rocket Landing
2015 Archive: The White Russian
“The Dude abides in the era of streaming.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The “Blueberry” Uniform Phase-Out
Why did the Navy quit the blue camo? Because they realized that “Blending into the Ocean” is a terrible strategy if you’re trying to get… Read More »2013 Classic: The “Blueberry” Uniform Phase-Out