A woman walks in, crosses her silver gauntlets, and demands a drink. The bartender says, “I’ll give you a beer, but you have to use the Lasso of Truth to tell me if you’re actually going to tip this time.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Whiskey Sour
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!