2013 Classic: The “Blueberry” Uniform Phase-Out

Why did the Navy quit the blue camo? Because they realized that “Blending into the Ocean” is a terrible strategy if you’re trying to get rescued.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Flash_Animator11/11/2008 20:39I should make a stickman movie about this.

@BBS_Sysop11/08/2013 11:31Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Doge_Much_Funny09/11/2000 02:17Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Ring_Member_9801/29/2003 04:56Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/11/2014 17:07May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Captain_Obvious07/08/2009 12:40This is a comment on a funny joke.