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2012 Classic: The George Clooney “Descendants” Look

Why was he in Hawaii? To show that George Clooney can look handsome even in a floral shirt while crying, which is a level of talent most men can’t achieve.

Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition
In 2006, the 78th Academy Awards delivered a plot twist that even...read more »
2025 Classic: The Tom Cruise "Stunt" Video
Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
In 2003, the 75th Academy Awards tried to balance the glitz of Ho...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did the gladiators sweep? Because the sound of a rhino chargi...read more »
2024 Vintage: Robert Downey Jr.’s Redemption
Why was his win so iconic? Because he went from the "bad boy" of ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why was The Zone of Interest so technical? Because silence is the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »

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42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of Water, Fish Love & The Jet Ski Prize” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger01/07/2008 12:36M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Baywatch_Runner09/20/2000 12:23Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Lock_Stock_Two12/19/2010 16:57It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Yugioh_Duelist09/06/2012 20:06You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Bill_Ted_Excell05/04/1996 00:04Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Dale_Doback_Fan07/31/1999 20:58Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Hamster_Dance_X06/18/2013 14:32Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan12/17/1996 10:26My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Reddit_Original02/23/2000 00:31The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Lag_Victim_0102/21/2015 15:51I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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