“Count backwards from ten.” “Ten… nine… hashtag… sleep…”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Anesthesia
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Heart 2
"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.