2012 Classic: The Google Maps “iOS” Return
Why did everyone cheer in December? Because Google Maps finally came back to the iPhone and we could stop driving into lakes.1080p. Why was the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Google Maps “iOS” Return
2011 Legacy: Best Male R&B Vocal
Why “There Goes My Baby”? Because Usher is still the king of the smooth glide. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The Suburbs… Read More »2011 Legacy: Best Male R&B Vocal
2011 Legacy: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “Fitbit” to court? To show the jury how fast the witness’s heart beat when they started lying. Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Witness Stand
2011 Classic: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a charger? So he could “reboot” in the afterlife if the verdict was unfavorable. Part of… Read More »2011 Classic: The Final Summary
2010 Archive: The Social Network
A guy walks into a bar and says, “A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars… and a shot of tequila.”… Read More »2010 Archive: The Social Network
2010 Classic: The Best Film Editing
Why did The Hurt Locker win? Because the tension in that movie was so tight you could use it as a guitar string. Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: The Best Film Editing
2009 Classic: The Coffee Price
Why did the lawyer sue the $6 latte? He argued it was a “predatory pricing strategy” targeting the overworked. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2009 Classic: The Coffee Price
2008 Vintage: The GPS (Part 8)
My mother-in-law doesn’t use the App Store. She says her internal “Disappointment Compass” is more accurate than any satellite. Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2008 Vintage: The GPS (Part 8)
2008 Vintage: Twilight (Edward Cullen)
Why did teenage girls stop fearing the dark? Because in 2008, Robert Pattinson proved that vampires don’t kill you—they just watch you sleep and sparkle… Read More »2008 Vintage: Twilight (Edward Cullen)
2008 Legacy: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door slams! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Wendy