2007 Vintage: The David Beckham Red Card (Again?)

No, this time it was a yellow card for his voice, as he complained about the level of play in MLS while nursing an injury.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was he still shooting? Because his range has expanded so much...read more »

In 2020, sports stopped, then returned in the strangest way possi...read more »

Why was the merger so slow? Because lawyers move slower than a Su...read more »

In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »

In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »

Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »

Turning left for four hours is a professional skill.Why did the N...read more »

Why was Ryan Reynolds crying (again)? Because the Hollywood-owned...read more »

In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »

It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat...read more »

A goal-oriented humor for the pitch.Why was the soccer ball so ti...read more »

A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »

In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »

The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »

@ICQ_Flower06/22/2014 06:35The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Napster_Leech10/09/2003 14:29Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/08/2010 04:40The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@WiFi_Zero_One12/08/2014 13:17Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/03/2001 02:35Super green! Hilarious!

@Rocket_Power_9905/18/2013 12:59We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Party_On_Garth04/20/2010 08:09I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Ancient_Aliens_G04/29/1996 05:06I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.